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    <title>Web 2.0 announcer feed for I</title>
    <link>http://i.web2announcer.com/</link>
    <description>Web 2.0 announcer top stories for I</description>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2007 09:14:23 GMT</pubDate><item>
	<title>Banjo Player Sought In Hootenanny Spree</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2035437</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    &quot;These constant hootenannings must stop,&quot; said Mayor Thomas Menino, an outspoken critic since the front doors of historic Faneuil Hall were taken off their hinges and laid in the street to provide a dancing surface during a particularly spirited jamboree three weeks ago.
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    <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2007 09:14:23 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/2035437</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://say.web2announcer.com/">say</category><category domain="http://you.web2announcer.com/">you</category><category domain="http://7cant.web2announcer.com/">cant</category><category domain="http://have.web2announcer.com/">have</category><category domain="http://too.web2announcer.com/">too</category><category domain="http://much.web2announcer.com/">much</category><category domain="http://hootenannigans.web2announcer.com/">Hootenannigans</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Crayola To Revamp Homeland Security Advisory System</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2027620</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    WASHINGTON (CAP) - The Department of Homeland Security has announced a joint effort with Crayola Inc. to revamp the current color-coded U.S. threat advisory system to create &quot;a national framework and a disguisable vocabulary&quot; so that terrorists will be less likely to ascertain the true threat level in the U.S.
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    <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:07:21 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/2027620</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://feel.web2announcer.com/">feel</category><category domain="http://more.web2announcer.com/">more</category><category domain="http://secure.web2announcer.com/">secure</category><category domain="http://already.web2announcer.com/">Already</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>AtomFilms: Frog</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2025607</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Poor frog. His attempts to escape the blistering heat only result in a much worse (and gross) situation.
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    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:24:19 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/2025607</guid><category domain="http://im.web2announcer.com/">im</category><category domain="http://not.web2announcer.com/">Not</category><category domain="http://lying.web2announcer.com/">Lying</category><category domain="http://when.web2announcer.com/">When</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://say.web2announcer.com/">say</category><category domain="http://7gross.web2announcer.com/">gross</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Bathtime at Clerkenwell</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2021958</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Apparently this quirky animated tale of birds swarming out of a cuckoo clock to force a man to get out of bed has something to do with British history but to us Yanks its just a goofy little cartoon. WARNING: catchy song contained within.
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    <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:56:19 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/2021958</guid><category domain="http://man.web2announcer.com/">man</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://7cant.web2announcer.com/">cant</category><category domain="http://get.web2announcer.com/">get</category><category domain="http://that.web2announcer.com/">that</category><category domain="http://song.web2announcer.com/">song</category><category domain="http://out.web2announcer.com/">Out</category><category domain="http://of.web2announcer.com/">of</category><category domain="http://8my.web2announcer.com/">my</category><category domain="http://head.web2announcer.com/">head</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>AtomFilms: New Boobs</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2020027</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Our heroine believes she only has two small problems that keep her from attracting her dream man. How far will one woman go to get noticed?
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    <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:50:59 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/2020027</guid><category domain="http://theres.web2announcer.com/">Theres</category><category domain="http://nothing.web2announcer.com/">Nothing</category><category domain="http://like.web2announcer.com/">like</category><category domain="http://new.web2announcer.com/">new</category><category domain="http://boobs.web2announcer.com/">boobs</category><category domain="http://if.web2announcer.com/">If</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://do.web2announcer.com/">do</category><category domain="http://say.web2announcer.com/">say</category><category domain="http://so.web2announcer.com/">so</category><category domain="http://myself.web2announcer.com/">myself</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Media Landscape Redefined By 24-Second News Cycle</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2019914</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    ATLANTA: Last week, after a reported 65 million Americans learned of the bipartisan immigration bill with the breaking news report &quot;Mexicans Stay,&quot; it became apparent that the much- ballyhooed 24-second news cycle had come into its own.
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    <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:25:04 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/2019914</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://finally.web2announcer.com/">Finally</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://have.web2announcer.com/">have</category><category domain="http://time.web2announcer.com/">Time</category><category domain="http://to.web2announcer.com/">To</category><category domain="http://watch.web2announcer.com/">watch</category></item><item>
	<title>Buttery Goodness Now America&#039;s Top Domestic Product</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2018004</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    WASHINGTON, DC: New data from the U.S. Commerce Department show that rich, buttery goodness beat out automobiles, timber, and crispety-crunchitiness as the country&#039;s most valuable commodity in fiscal year 2006.
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    <pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 09:32:08 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/2018004</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://had.web2announcer.com/">had</category><category domain="http://8my.web2announcer.com/">my</category><category domain="http://money.web2announcer.com/">Money</category><category domain="http://on.web2announcer.com/">on</category><category domain="http://lemony.web2announcer.com/">Lemony</category><category domain="http://freshness.web2announcer.com/">freshness</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Surprised Brain Syndrome</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1959047</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    A short film detailing the rarest disease on earth, Surprised Brain Syndrome, or SBS. The sole sufferer describes his torment!
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    <pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 22:46:22 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1959047</guid><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://7cant.web2announcer.com/">cant</category><category domain="http://believe.web2announcer.com/">Believe</category><category domain="http://phizer.web2announcer.com/">Phizer</category><category domain="http://4doesnt.web2announcer.com/">Doesnt</category><category domain="http://have.web2announcer.com/">have</category><category domain="http://a.web2announcer.com/">a</category><category domain="http://pill.web2announcer.com/">pill</category><category domain="http://out.web2announcer.com/">Out</category><category domain="http://for.web2announcer.com/">for</category><category domain="http://this.web2announcer.com/">This</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>The Question Song</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1944456</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Tom Wilson, known mostly for playing Biff Tannen in the Back To The Future films, shares an upbeat tale of musical pseudo-celebrity woe!
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    <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 22:19:29 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1944456</guid><category domain="http://all.web2announcer.com/">all</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://want.web2announcer.com/">want</category><category domain="http://to.web2announcer.com/">To</category><category domain="http://6know.web2announcer.com/">know</category><category domain="http://is.web2announcer.com/">is</category><category domain="http://were.web2announcer.com/">Were</category><category domain="http://those.web2announcer.com/">those</category><category domain="http://hoverboards.web2announcer.com/">Hoverboards</category><category domain="http://real.web2announcer.com/">Real</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>American Robot&#039;s Job Outsourced Overseas</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1764883</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: QT2D-7, an eleven-year-old electric assembly operations robot in Canton, Ohio was laid off today when the Lawn Boy plant employing it relocated its manufacturing headquarters to New Delhi, India.
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    <pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2007 11:41:43 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1764883</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://love.web2announcer.com/">love</category><category domain="http://the.web2announcer.com/">The</category><category domain="http://way.web2announcer.com/">way</category><category domain="http://doyle.web2announcer.com/">Doyle</category><category domain="http://says.web2announcer.com/">says</category><category domain="http://robot.web2announcer.com/">robot</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Pepsi Faked Taste-Test Data To Get U.S. Into Cola Wars</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1718042</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Recent evidence that Pepsi may have falsified taste-test results back in the 1980&#039;s has the nation demanding a full accounting of the truth behind the resulting &quot;Cola Wars&quot;.
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    <pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 11:49:26 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1718042</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://liked.web2announcer.com/">Liked</category><category domain="http://coke.web2announcer.com/">coke</category><category domain="http://better.web2announcer.com/">better</category><category domain="http://anways.web2announcer.com/">Anways</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Mega Robot Returns!</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1702639</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    The return of Mega Robot was terrifying, yet short.
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    <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 13:42:51 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1702639</guid><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://miss.web2announcer.com/">miss</category><category domain="http://mega.web2announcer.com/">mega</category><category domain="http://robot.web2announcer.com/">robot</category><category domain="http://wish.web2announcer.com/">Wish</category><category domain="http://he.web2announcer.com/">he</category><category domain="http://would.web2announcer.com/">Would</category><category domain="http://return.web2announcer.com/">return</category><category domain="http://again.web2announcer.com/">Again</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Flight of the Navigator - The Netscape Blog</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1698905</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    To avoid confusion between the different Netscape products, we have made the decision that the next Netscape-branded browser (previously known only as Netscape 9) will be named Netscape Navigator 9. What&#039;s old is new again!
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    <pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 19:40:10 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1698905</guid><category domain="http://netscape.web2announcer.com/">netscape</category><category domain="http://browser.web2announcer.com/">browser</category><category domain="http://navigator.web2announcer.com/">navigator</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://get.web2announcer.com/">get</category><category domain="http://around.web2announcer.com/">around</category><category domain="http://david.web2announcer.com/">david</category><category domain="http://freeman.web2announcer.com/">freeman</category><category domain="http://awesome.web2announcer.com/">awesome</category><category domain="http://movie.web2announcer.com/">movie</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>New Pizza-Lover&#039;s Pizza Topped With Smaller Pizzas</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1615308</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Executives at Pizza Hut unveiled their newest menu item today, the pizza lover&#039;s pizza topped pizza, a cheese and sausage pizza topped with six smaller pizzas.
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    <pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:55:48 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1615308</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://can.web2announcer.com/">can</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://get.web2announcer.com/">get</category><category domain="http://extra.web2announcer.com/">extra</category><category domain="http://pizza.web2announcer.com/">pizza</category><category domain="http://with.web2announcer.com/">with</category><category domain="http://that.web2announcer.com/">that</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Robot Chicken, Wish Upon A Star</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1600625</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Make a wish, and it&#039;ll come true!
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    <pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:19:57 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1600625</guid><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://wish.web2announcer.com/">Wish</category><category domain="http://was.web2announcer.com/">was</category><category domain="http://good.web2announcer.com/">good</category><category domain="http://looking.web2announcer.com/">Looking</category><category domain="http://hey.web2announcer.com/">hey</category><category domain="http://it.web2announcer.com/">it</category><category domain="http://works.web2announcer.com/">works</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Robot Chicken - Apocalypse Pony</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1469956</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    The four ponies of the apocalypse, now available as the cutest little harbingers of the end your kids have ever played with!
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    <pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:53:29 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1469956</guid><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://knew.web2announcer.com/">Knew</category><category domain="http://8my.web2announcer.com/">my</category><category domain="http://little.web2announcer.com/">little</category><category domain="http://pony.web2announcer.com/">pony</category><category domain="http://was.web2announcer.com/">was</category><category domain="http://a.web2announcer.com/">a</category><category domain="http://sign.web2announcer.com/">sign</category><category domain="http://of.web2announcer.com/">of</category><category domain="http://the.web2announcer.com/">The</category><category domain="http://apocalypse.web2announcer.com/">apocalypse</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Who Am I? Casting Crowns</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1414306</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    AN AMAZING CHRISTIAN SONG BY CASTING CROWNS! I hope it brings you closer to Christ.
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    <pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 20:47:15 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1414306</guid><category domain="http://who.web2announcer.com/">WHO</category><category domain="http://am.web2announcer.com/">Am</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://casting.web2announcer.com/">casting</category><category domain="http://crowns.web2announcer.com/">Crowns</category><category domain="http://popular.web2announcer.com/">popular</category><category domain="http://reglious.web2announcer.com/">Reglious</category><category domain="http://songs.web2announcer.com/">songs</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Robot Chicken - Ode To The Nut Shot</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1363279</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    For lovers of classical music and America&#039;s Funniest Home Videos.
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    <pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:38:42 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1363279</guid><category domain="http://perhaps.web2announcer.com/">Perhaps</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://should.web2announcer.com/">should</category><category domain="http://have.web2announcer.com/">have</category><category domain="http://called.web2announcer.com/">Called</category><category domain="http://it.web2announcer.com/">it</category><category domain="http://the.web2announcer.com/">The</category><category domain="http://nutcracker.web2announcer.com/">Nutcracker</category><category domain="http://suite.web2announcer.com/">suite</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Bath Time!</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1351902</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    For anyone who has ever washed an unwilling dog.
	</content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:13:50 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1351902</guid><category domain="http://except.web2announcer.com/">Except</category><category domain="http://8my.web2announcer.com/">my</category><category domain="http://dog.web2announcer.com/">dog</category><category domain="http://weighs.web2announcer.com/">Weighs</category><category domain="http://as.web2announcer.com/">as</category><category domain="http://much.web2announcer.com/">much</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://do.web2announcer.com/">do</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Shame I never learned hate at home</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1291315</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that. I was about seven years old when I got my first big lesson. I was in love with a little girl named Helene Tucker, a light-complexioned little girl with pigtails and nice manners. She was always clean and she was smart in school.
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    <pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 00:04:37 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1291315</guid><category domain="http://shame.web2announcer.com/">shame</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://never.web2announcer.com/">Never</category><category domain="http://learned.web2announcer.com/">Learned</category><category domain="http://hate.web2announcer.com/">hate</category><category domain="http://at.web2announcer.com/">at</category><category domain="http://home.web2announcer.com/">home</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>I Asked God</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1203803</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    I asked God to take away my pain.God said, No.It is not for me to take away,but for you to give it up.

I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.God said, No.His spirit is whole,his body is only temporary.
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    <pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 23:27:25 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1203803</guid><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://asked.web2announcer.com/">asked</category><category domain="http://god.web2announcer.com/">God</category><category domain="http://handicapped.web2announcer.com/">handicapped</category><category domain="http://child.web2announcer.com/">child</category><category domain="http://pain.web2announcer.com/">pain</category><category domain="http://spirit.web2announcer.com/">spirit</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Trailer - Shining</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1174896</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Jack Torrance was a writer looking for inspiration. Danny was a kid looking for a dad. Welcome to the feel-good hit of the summer! Shining.
	</content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:40:06 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1174896</guid><category domain="http://shining.web2announcer.com/">Shining</category><category domain="http://im.web2announcer.com/">im</category><category domain="http://not.web2announcer.com/">Not</category><category domain="http://afraid.web2announcer.com/">Afraid</category><category domain="http://to.web2announcer.com/">To</category><category domain="http://admit.web2announcer.com/">Admit</category><category domain="http://it.web2announcer.com/">it</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://cried.web2announcer.com/">Cried</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>No Blood For Oil vs. How Much Oil Are We Talking About?</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1115928</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    POINT/COUNTERPOINT with Susan Winger, President, Democracy In Action for &quot;No Blood For Oil&quot; vs. Kenneth Parton, Americans For Non-Alternative Energy for &quot;Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?&quot;
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    <pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1115928</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://propose.web2announcer.com/">Propose</category><category domain="http://a.web2announcer.com/">a</category><category domain="http://compromise.web2announcer.com/">compromise</category><category domain="http://fluid.web2announcer.com/">fluid</category><category domain="http://to.web2announcer.com/">To</category><category domain="http://be.web2announcer.com/">Be</category><category domain="http://called.web2announcer.com/">Called</category><category domain="http://bloil.web2announcer.com/">Bloil</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Recently I overheard a mother and daughter</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1035318</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure.

Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, &quot;I love you and I wish you enough&quot;.
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    <pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 14:19:38 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1035318</guid><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://wish.web2announcer.com/">Wish</category><category domain="http://you.web2announcer.com/">you</category><category domain="http://enough.web2announcer.com/">enough</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Family Infighting Apparent In Funeral Guest Book</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/898993</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    NEWTON, GA-More than 60 years of strife and infighting among the Horton family reportedly surfaced Monday in the funeral guest book for the patriarch, Lionel Horton, 89.
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    <pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:52:04 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/898993</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://what.web2announcer.com/">what</category><category domain="http://better.web2announcer.com/">better</category><category domain="http://time.web2announcer.com/">Time</category><category domain="http://to.web2announcer.com/">To</category><category domain="http://say.web2announcer.com/">say</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://hate.web2announcer.com/">hate</category><category domain="http://you.web2announcer.com/">you</category><category domain="http://than.web2announcer.com/">Than</category><category domain="http://a.web2announcer.com/">a</category><category domain="http://funeral.web2announcer.com/">funeral</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Mortified: I Hate Drake</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/830560</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Animated eleven-year-old angst!
	</content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 23:11:05 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/830560</guid><category domain="http://man.web2announcer.com/">man</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://hate.web2announcer.com/">hate</category><category domain="http://drake.web2announcer.com/">Drake</category><category domain="http://too.web2announcer.com/">too</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Fast-moving snowstorm closes roads</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/726413</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    A large, fast-moving snowstorm closed sections of major highways on the plains of eastern Colorado and western Kansas on Saturday, and threatened to dump more than a foot of snow on the Upper Midwest.
	</content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2007 20:34:21 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/726413</guid><category domain="http://colorado.web2announcer.com/">colorado</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://70.web2announcer.com/">70</category><category domain="http://snow.web2announcer.com/">snow</category><category domain="http://storm.web2announcer.com/">Storm</category><category domain="http://snowstorm.web2announcer.com/">snowstorm</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Dean Martin - Since I Met You Baby</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/683845</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Deano&#039;s one and only music video
	</content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 19:25:35 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/683845</guid><category domain="http://dean.web2announcer.com/">dean</category><category domain="http://martin.web2announcer.com/">martin</category><category domain="http://since.web2announcer.com/">since</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://met.web2announcer.com/">met</category><category domain="http://you.web2announcer.com/">you</category><category domain="http://baby.web2announcer.com/">Baby</category><category domain="http://video.web2announcer.com/">Video</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Am I Asexual?</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/561527</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    There is a huge sexual movement going on. It&#039;s not about gay pride. It&#039;s not about sex among the elderly
	</content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 00:23:39 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/561527</guid><category domain="http://sexual.web2announcer.com/">Sexual</category><category domain="http://sex.web2announcer.com/">Sex</category><category domain="http://am.web2announcer.com/">Am</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://asexual.web2announcer.com/">Asexual</category><category domain="http://gay.web2announcer.com/">gay</category><category domain="http://pride.web2announcer.com/">pride</category><category domain="http://huge.web2announcer.com/">huge</category><category domain="http://movement.web2announcer.com/">movement</category><category domain="http://elderly.web2announcer.com/">elderly</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>FAQ On The Global Warming Hoax</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/495765</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Why do 99.999999999999999999999% of the Earth&#039;s scientists believe in global warming?
I dispute the premise. There are entire fields of scientists who have never gone on record supporting global warming.
Like who?
Astrologists. Reflexologists. And most importantly, Scientologists. Those people study science, after all.
	</content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:26:48 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/495765</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://worry.web2announcer.com/">worry</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://hear.web2announcer.com/">hear</category><category domain="http://1its.web2announcer.com/">Its</category><category domain="http://just.web2announcer.com/">just</category><category domain="http://sunspots.web2announcer.com/">Sunspots</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>AmericaFree.TV : Free Internet TV with Classic Movies, Sci-Fi, Comedy, Independent Films and more !</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/489484</link>
    <author>unknown@YahooMyWeb.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    No description for this story
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    <pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 22:05:02 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/489484</guid><category domain="http://music.web2announcer.com/">Music</category><category domain="http://homes.web2announcer.com/">homes</category><category domain="http://real-estate.web2announcer.com/">Real Estate</category><category domain="http://property.web2announcer.com/">property</category><category domain="http://code-snippets.web2announcer.com/">code snippets</category><category domain="http://free-code.web2announcer.com/">free code</category><category domain="http://developed.web2announcer.com/">developed</category><category domain="http://designed.web2announcer.com/">designed</category><category domain="http://code.web2announcer.com/">code</category><category domain="http://xhtml.web2announcer.com/">xhtml</category><category domain="http://copyright.web2announcer.com/">copyright</category><category domain="http://four.web2announcer.com/">four</category><category domain="http://home.web2announcer.com/">home</category><category domain="http://javascript.web2announcer.com/">javascript</category><category domain="http://column-layouts.web2announcer.com/">column layouts</category><category domain="http://php-javascript.web2announcer.com/">php javascript</category><category domain="http://javascript-xml.web2announcer.com/">javascript xml</category><category domain="http://css-layouts.web2announcer.com/">css layouts</category><category domain="http://w.web2announcer.com/">w</category><category domain="http://css.web2announcer.com/">css</category><category domain="http://enthusiast.web2announcer.com/">enthusiast</category><category domain="http://pontiac.web2announcer.com/">pontiac</category><category domain="http://vmware-linux-player.web2announcer.com/">vmware linux player</category><category domain="http://rating.web2announcer.com/">rating</category><category domain="http://screenshot.web2announcer.com/">screenshot</category><category domain="http://cbz.web2announcer.com/">cbz</category><category domain="http://program.web2announcer.com/">program</category><category domain="http://search.web2announcer.com/">search</category><category domain="http://book-search.web2announcer.com/">book search</category><category domain="http://icon.web2announcer.com/">icon</category><category domain="http://icons.web2announcer.com/">icons</category><category domain="http://website.web2announcer.com/">website</category><category domain="http://search-strings.web2announcer.com/">search strings</category><category domain="http://search-string.web2announcer.com/">search string</category><category domain="http://freeware-program.web2announcer.com/">freeware program</category><category domain="http://free-antivirus-program.web2announcer.com/">free antivirus program</category><category domain="http://flv.web2announcer.com/">flv</category><category domain="http://folder-guide.web2announcer.com/">folder guide</category><category domain="http://program-files.web2announcer.com/">program files</category><category domain="http://cbr-files.web2announcer.com/">cbr files</category><category domain="http://books.web2announcer.com/">books</category><category domain="http://freeware-programs.web2announcer.com/">freeware programs</category><category domain="http://icon-search.web2announcer.com/">icon search</category><category domain="http://myspace-backgrounds.web2announcer.com/">myspace backgrounds</category><category domain="http://codes.web2announcer.com/">codes</category><category domain="http://pic.web2announcer.com/">pic</category><category domain="http://color.web2announcer.com/">color</category><category domain="http://background.web2announcer.com/">background</category><category domain="http://pictures.web2announcer.com/">pictures</category><category domain="http://optimize.web2announcer.com/">optimize</category><category domain="http://optimization.web2announcer.com/">optimization</category><category domain="http://windows.web2announcer.com/">Windows</category><category domain="http://technology.web2announcer.com/">Technology</category><category domain="http://tools.web2announcer.com/">tools</category><category domain="http://global-warming.web2announcer.com/">global warming</category><category domain="http://science.web2announcer.com/">Science</category><category domain="http://climate.web2announcer.com/">Climate</category><category domain="http://climate-change.web2announcer.com/">Climate Change</category><category domain="http://junk-science.web2announcer.com/">junk science</category><category domain="http://no-tag.web2announcer.com/">no tag</category><category domain="http://environmental.web2announcer.com/">environmental</category><category domain="http://bowls.web2announcer.com/">bowls</category><category domain="http://tacos.web2announcer.com/">tacos</category><category domain="http://taco.web2announcer.com/">taco</category><category domain="http://recipe.web2announcer.com/">recipe</category><category domain="http://recipes.web2announcer.com/">recipes</category><category domain="http://food.web2announcer.com/">food</category><category domain="http://mexican-food.web2announcer.com/">mexican food</category><category domain="http://taco-bowl.web2announcer.com/">taco bowl</category><category domain="http://taco-bowls.web2announcer.com/">taco bowls</category><category domain="http://texmex.web2announcer.com/">texmex</category><category domain="http://food-recipies.web2announcer.com/">food recipies</category><category domain="http://funnies.web2announcer.com/">funnies</category><category domain="http://tweaks.web2announcer.com/">tweaks</category><category domain="http://layouts.web2announcer.com/">layouts</category><category domain="http://myspace.web2announcer.com/">myspace</category><category domain="http://nowhere.web2announcer.com/">nowhere</category><category domain="http://graphics.web2announcer.com/">graphics</category><category domain="http://generators.web2announcer.com/">generators</category><category domain="http://funny.web2announcer.com/">funny</category><category domain="http://bome.web2announcer.com/">bome</category><category domain="http://pbwiki.web2announcer.com/">pbwiki</category><category domain="http://freeware.web2announcer.com/">freeware</category><category domain="http://free.web2announcer.com/">free</category><category domain="http://download.web2announcer.com/">download</category><category domain="http://software.web2announcer.com/">Software</category><category domain="http://tricks.web2announcer.com/">tricks</category><category domain="http://reviews.web2announcer.com/">reviews</category><category domain="http://tips.web2announcer.com/">tips</category><category domain="http://wiki.web2announcer.com/">wiki</category><category domain="http://howto.web2announcer.com/">howto</category><category domain="http://thank-you.web2announcer.com/">Thank you</category><category domain="http://advent.web2announcer.com/">advent</category><category domain="http://birthdays.web2announcer.com/">birthdays</category><category domain="http://thankyou.web2announcer.com/">thankyou</category><category domain="http://best-wishes.web2announcer.com/">best wishes</category><category domain="http://ecards.web2announcer.com/">ecards</category><category domain="http://birthday.web2announcer.com/">birthday</category><category domain="http://free-greeting-cards.web2announcer.com/">free greeting cards</category><category domain="http://ku.web2announcer.com/">ku</category><category domain="http://antispyware.web2announcer.com/">antispyware</category><category domain="http://toolbar.web2announcer.com/">toolbar</category><category domain="http://web-design.web2announcer.com/">web design</category><category domain="http://as.web2announcer.com/">as</category><category domain="http://sports.web2announcer.com/">Sports</category><category domain="http://yahoo.web2announcer.com/">yahoo</category><category domain="http://schudules.web2announcer.com/">schudules</category><category domain="http://9ers.web2announcer.com/">9ers</category><category domain="http://kids.web2announcer.com/">kids</category><category domain="http://coloring.web2announcer.com/">coloring</category><category domain="http://art.web2announcer.com/">art</category><category domain="http://colors.web2announcer.com/">colors</category><category domain="http://kids-coloring-pages.web2announcer.com/">kids coloring pages</category><category domain="http://save.web2announcer.com/">save</category><category domain="http://children-stuff.web2announcer.com/">children stuff</category><category domain="http://dibujos-para-pintar.web2announcer.com/">dibujos para pintar</category><category domain="http://tution.web2announcer.com/">tution</category><category domain="http://10web20.web2announcer.com/">web2.0</category><category domain="http://popular.web2announcer.com/">popular</category><category domain="http://links.web2announcer.com/">links</category><category domain="http://aaaaaaaaaaa.web2announcer.com/">aaaaaaaaaaa</category><category domain="http://bookmarks.web2announcer.com/">bookmarks</category><category domain="http://buzz.web2announcer.com/">buzz</category><category domain="http://web-link.web2announcer.com/">web link</category><category domain="http://cool-links.web2announcer.com/">cool links</category><category domain="http://aaaaaaa.web2announcer.com/">aaaaaaa</category><category domain="http://bookmark-managers.web2announcer.com/">bookmark managers</category><category domain="http://bored.web2announcer.com/">bored</category><category domain="http://lists.web2announcer.com/">lists</category><category domain="http://bookmarking.web2announcer.com/">Bookmarking</category><category domain="http://delicious.web2announcer.com/">Del.icio.us</category><category domain="http://weblogs.web2announcer.com/">weblogs</category><category domain="http://animation.web2announcer.com/">animation</category><category domain="http://social.web2announcer.com/">social</category><category domain="http://directory.web2announcer.com/">directory</category><category domain="http://feeds.web2announcer.com/">feeds</category><category domain="http://aaaaa.web2announcer.com/">aaaaa</category><category domain="http://galaxies.web2announcer.com/">galaxies</category><category domain="http://nebula.web2announcer.com/">Nebula</category><category domain="http://galaxy.web2announcer.com/">galaxy</category><category domain="http://astronomy.web2announcer.com/">astronomy</category><category domain="http://star-map.web2announcer.com/">star map</category><category domain="http://stars.web2announcer.com/">stars</category><category domain="http://english.web2announcer.com/">english</category><category domain="http://space.web2announcer.com/">space</category><category domain="http://maps.web2announcer.com/">maps</category><category domain="http://astrophoto.web2announcer.com/">astrophoto</category><category domain="http://astronomy-sky-maps-science-cool.web2announcer.com/">astronomy sky maps science cool</category><category domain="http://king-faisal.web2announcer.com/">king faisal</category><category domain="http://astro-photo.web2announcer.com/">astro photo</category><category domain="http://web-20.web2announcer.com/">web 2.0</category><category domain="http://online-software.web2announcer.com/">online software</category><category domain="http://cheap-software.web2announcer.com/">cheap software</category><category domain="http://exe.web2announcer.com/">exe</category><category domain="http://desktop-wallpaper.web2announcer.com/">desktop wallpaper</category><category domain="http://free-software-downloads.web2announcer.com/">free software downloads</category><category domain="http://dvd-software.web2announcer.com/">dvd software</category><category domain="http://antivirus-software.web2announcer.com/">antivirus software</category><category domain="http://free-wallpaper.web2announcer.com/">free wallpaper</category><category domain="http://email-software.web2announcer.com/">email software</category><category domain="http://free-downloads.web2announcer.com/">free downloads</category><category domain="http://software-downloads.web2announcer.com/">software downloads</category><category domain="http://screensaver.web2announcer.com/">screensaver</category><category domain="http://zip.web2announcer.com/">zip</category><category domain="http://shareware.web2announcer.com/">shareware</category><category domain="http://computer-software.web2announcer.com/">computer software</category><category domain="http://free-software.web2announcer.com/">free software</category><category domain="http://computer.web2announcer.com/">computer</category><category domain="http://lammyosity.web2announcer.com/">lammyosity</category><category domain="http://360.web2announcer.com/">360</category><category domain="http://tv.web2announcer.com/">tv</category><category domain="http://10free-tv.web2announcer.com/">free-tv</category><category domain="http://hd-tv.web2announcer.com/">hd tv</category><category domain="http://tv-web.web2announcer.com/">tv web</category><category domain="http://wwwf66fcomvb.web2announcer.com/">www.f66f.comvb</category><category domain="http://tv-on-line.web2announcer.com/">tv on line</category><category domain="http://web-tv.web2announcer.com/">web tv</category><category domain="http://free-tv.web2announcer.com/">free tv</category><category domain="http://8internet-tv.web2announcer.com/">internet tv</category><category domain="http://stream.web2announcer.com/">stream</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://television.web2announcer.com/">Television</category><category domain="http://tool.web2announcer.com/">tool</category><category domain="http://movies.web2announcer.com/">Movies</category><category domain="http://pc-viewing.web2announcer.com/">pc viewing</category><category domain="http://aftv.web2announcer.com/">aftv</category></item><item>
	<title>&#039;I Love Lucy&#039; Writer Bob Carroll Dies</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/373945</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Bob Carroll Jr., a pioneering television writer who worked on all of Lucille Ball&#039;s TV shows, including &quot;I Love Lucy,&quot; has died. He was 87.
	</content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 14:58:40 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/373945</guid><category domain="http://bob.web2announcer.com/">bob</category><category domain="http://carroll.web2announcer.com/">carroll</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://love.web2announcer.com/">love</category><category domain="http://lucy.web2announcer.com/">lucy</category><category domain="http://tv.web2announcer.com/">tv</category><category domain="http://writer.web2announcer.com/">writer</category><category domain="http://10jr.web2announcer.com/">jr</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Apple Recalls iPhone: Forgot To Include Phone Feature</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/369260</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    In what could prove to be the most embarrassing misstep in consumer electronics history, Apple Inc. announced today that it would recall its entire production run of the Apple iPhone after discovering that it had failed to include a &quot;phone&quot; feature in the much-hyped handheld device.
	</content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 23:55:58 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/369260</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://so.web2announcer.com/">so</category><category domain="http://1its.web2announcer.com/">Its</category><category domain="http://nothing.web2announcer.com/">Nothing</category><category domain="http://but.web2announcer.com/">But</category><category domain="http://an.web2announcer.com/">An</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Lawyer busted for DUI while driving to pick up client busted for DUI</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/361894</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Madison lawyer Rick Petri says he hopes there&#039;s a lesson for others in what happened to him early Thursday.
Petri found himself in the embarrassing position of going to the Madison Police Department to pick up a client who had been arrested for drunken driving, only to be arrested himself for the same offense.
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    <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:40:57 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Bush Pardons Self For War Crimes, Torture, Parking Ticket</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/346485</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    The President of the United States, George W. Bush has taken steps to pardon himself in advance for any charges of war crimes that may arise in the future following his conduct in response to the September 11th attacks.
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    <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:56:49 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Bingo addict sentenced for drugs in car</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/336972</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Grandma gets 3 years, fine for allegedly running marijuana to support habit........I guess now her life has gone to pot
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    <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:03:36 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/336972</guid><category domain="http://granny.web2announcer.com/">granny</category><category domain="http://pot.web2announcer.com/">pot</category><category domain="http://bingo.web2announcer.com/">bingo</category><category domain="http://jail.web2announcer.com/">jail</category><category domain="http://need.web2announcer.com/">need</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://say.web2announcer.com/">say</category><category domain="http://more.web2announcer.com/">more</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Pop-Up Windows Inventor Won&#039;t Stay Buried</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/276306</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    THE HAGUE, NL - Undertakers are puzzled and irritated by a coffin that refuses to stay underground. After numerous attempts to inter the body of Verdomde Klootzak (Ver-DOM-duh KLOOT-zahk) the Danish developer of the pop up window, cemetery staff is at a loss.
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    <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:24:55 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/276306</guid><category domain="http://like.web2announcer.com/">like</category><category domain="http://a.web2announcer.com/">a</category><category domain="http://bad.web2announcer.com/">bad</category><category domain="http://penny.web2announcer.com/">Penny</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://keep.web2announcer.com/">Keep</category><category domain="http://comin.web2announcer.com/">Comin</category><category domain="http://back.web2announcer.com/">back</category><category domain="http://to.web2announcer.com/">To</category><category domain="http://you.web2announcer.com/">you</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>iPhone Matters</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/236636</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    New blog from the people who brought you Apple Matters, all about the iPhone
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    <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2007 15:54:19 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/236636</guid><category domain="http://iphone.web2announcer.com/">iphone</category><category domain="http://applematters.web2announcer.com/">applematters</category><category domain="http://iphonematters.web2announcer.com/">iphonematters</category><category domain="http://blog.web2announcer.com/">blog</category><category domain="http://blogs.web2announcer.com/">blogs</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://read.web2announcer.com/">read</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Bush:US Switching Sides In Iraq:America Loves A Winner</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/229838</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush this week stunned the nation by announcing that U.S. forces in Iraq would switch sides and support insurgents battling the government of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki.
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    <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:46:01 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/229838</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://were.web2announcer.com/">Were</category><category domain="http://not.web2announcer.com/">Not</category><category domain="http://really.web2announcer.com/">Really</category><category domain="http://switching.web2announcer.com/">Switching</category><category domain="http://sides.web2announcer.com/">Sides</category><category domain="http://at.web2announcer.com/">at</category><category domain="http://least.web2announcer.com/">least</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://think.web2announcer.com/">Think</category><category domain="http://we.web2announcer.com/">We</category><category domain="http://are.web2announcer.com/">Are</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Officer Frees Bald Eagle With One Bullet</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/112103</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    A bald eagle owes its life to the sharpshooting skills of an Iowa conservation officer. Though the bird has yet to offer any thanks, Jason Sandholdt is getting plenty of recognition from those who saw him use a single bullet last weekend to free the bird from a branch that hung over a cliff at Lake Red Rock.
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    <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 17:00:37 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/112103</guid><category domain="http://officer.web2announcer.com/">officer</category><category domain="http://frees.web2announcer.com/">Frees</category><category domain="http://bald.web2announcer.com/">Bald</category><category domain="http://eagle.web2announcer.com/">Eagle</category><category domain="http://with.web2announcer.com/">with</category><category domain="http://one.web2announcer.com/">one</category><category domain="http://bullet.web2announcer.com/">Bullet</category><category domain="http://a.web2announcer.com/">a</category><category domain="http://heroic.web2announcer.com/">heroic</category><category domain="http://shot.web2announcer.com/">shot</category><category domain="http://now.web2announcer.com/">now</category><category domain="http://thats.web2announcer.com/">thats</category><category domain="http://what.web2announcer.com/">what</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://call.web2announcer.com/">call</category><category domain="http://sharpshooting.web2announcer.com/">sharpshooting</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item></channel>
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